Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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