All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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