Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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