i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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