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that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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