I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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