do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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