Don't you send me to vm
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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