gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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