you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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