I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
