roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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