Christians are straight up FREAKS
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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