you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
