im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You smell like stripper and shame
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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