omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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