My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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