need another drink. this is the easiest way
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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