You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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