That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Alive.
So much puke
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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