We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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