What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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