It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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