So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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