he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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