Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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