Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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