My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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