She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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