just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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