found the other keg... it's in the tree
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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