Got a toothbrush?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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