And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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