plz talk dirty to me
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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