is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is Oprah even human
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
