Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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