I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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