Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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