where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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