Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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