i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
