I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
