So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
