I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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