oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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