Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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