Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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