suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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