I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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