i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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