Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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