took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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