No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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